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Commercial For the Onset of Bitchiness

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Ostensibly, this is a commercial for an organization that wants to send care packages to little girls when they go on the rag for the first time. I had no idea that there was a company out there tracking this. Creepy. So is the star of this commercial. Now that she’s earned her “red badge of courage” Mom should show her how to tweeze those bushy eyebrows. Just sayin. Not safe to watch without a cootie shot.

This company should also send care packages to broads when they go through the change- just to make a nice bookend on the vagina opening for business and finally going bankrupt when the eggs run out. Should include a wall fan, some hormone therapy pills and a bottle of Chardonnay.



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